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The Pilots
A SOUTHWEST FLIGHT DEPARTS FROM SAN ANTONIO FOR LOS ANGELES WITH A JEWISH PILOT AND A CHINESE CO-PILOT.
It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between
the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.
'No rike Chinee?' asks the co-pilot, ' Why so?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinee not bomb Pehl Hahbah! That Japanee,
NOT chinee you idiot.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese.....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence.
'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.
'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain,
'It was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg........all the same."
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