The Will

[Charleslee]

> Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.
> His nurse, his wife, his daughter, and 2 sons are with him.
> He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes,
> and when all is ready he begins to speak:

> My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.""

> My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.""

> My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
>
> "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
>
> The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings,

> and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been

> such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."

> Sarah replies, "Property ? .... the idiot
had a paper route!"















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[whitefang]

Thank you Charles. I have used that name now close to 74 years. I will now have some fun with friends and relatives with the will.

Thanks again,
Doug