Stabber
09-14-2017, 12:14 AM
A SOUTHWEST FLIGHT DEPARTS FROM SAN ANTONIO FOR LOS ANGELES WITH A JEWISH PILOT AND A CHINESE CO-PILOT.
It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between
the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.
'No rike Chinee?' asks the co-pilot, ' Why so?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinee not bomb Pehl Hahbah! That Japanee,
NOT chinee you idiot.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese.....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence.
'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.
'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain,
'It was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg........all the same."
It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between
the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.
'No rike Chinee?' asks the co-pilot, ' Why so?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinee not bomb Pehl Hahbah! That Japanee,
NOT chinee you idiot.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese.....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence.
'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.
'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain,
'It was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg........all the same."