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theshrike
12-20-2016, 08:14 PM
GUTS is defined as when you've spent a night at the pub with your mates and when you get home your wife meets you at the door with a broom. You say to her, " You still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS is defined as when you've spent a night at the pub with your mates and when your wife meets you at the door you have the smell of a strange perfume on you and lipstick on your collar. You say to her, "You're next, Chubby."


Medically speaking the outcome is the same,...


Both are Fatal!

begreen
12-20-2016, 09:17 PM
More like suicidallaugh0

Eladerman
12-20-2016, 11:57 PM
Hahahaha. Maybe doing something like that is just plain Dumb, not to mention bad for your health and marriage! :)
But still funny!
CDR