Things I have puked about

[Moficky]

Finding my new stack of 20 twenty's turn into 5 ones rolled into little balls and five disposable lighters.I was born broken, at 60,the wheels have come off the tracks.Dave.

[Moficky]

Drifting around C.A. in the 60's,I had an usual experience. In Copan ,digging The Ruinas,at a cantina, a particular Latin Vixen gave me a come-Hither Look.After mucho cerveza's,that seemed plausible.but then just after midnight, I heard a knock,not a good sound for a Gringo Hard-On. so the Old Man comes home but he is drunk on his ass. Cut the shit out my right arm wit a machete.Luckily,I found a Crickett Bat on the floor and beat him till he stopped breathing.Grabbed my girlfried and hauled ass on the first Busito headed for Tegucigalpa.