Charleslee
05-08-2016, 11:52 AM
A private Lear jet arrives at Heathrow International airport and Donald Trump strides to a waiting limousine which drives him to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
From there, they are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous,earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The fart shakes the coach and the stench is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage rush to place perfume-infused handkerchiefs over their noses, while they do their best to ignore the incident.
Finally, the Queen turns to her guest, saying very sincerely, "Mr.Trump,
please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
Trump, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, do not
give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
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From there, they are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous,earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The fart shakes the coach and the stench is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage rush to place perfume-infused handkerchiefs over their noses, while they do their best to ignore the incident.
Finally, the Queen turns to her guest, saying very sincerely, "Mr.Trump,
please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
Trump, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, do not
give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
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