Stabber
03-04-2016, 10:11 AM
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was
pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he'd pay her a
large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If
she stayed in Italy to raise the child,he would also provide child support
until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked " how will you know when the baby is born?"
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post
card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child
support payments to begin immediately.
One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey,"she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it " he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without."
Life is not like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!!!
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was
pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he'd pay her a
large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If
she stayed in Italy to raise the child,he would also provide child support
until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked " how will you know when the baby is born?"
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post
card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child
support payments to begin immediately.
One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey,"she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it " he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without."
Life is not like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!!!