Stabber
10-29-2015, 10:26 PM
Little Hodakio
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing
some American History. Who said 'Give me
Liberty or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little
Hodakio, a bright foreign exchange student
from Japan , who had his hand up: "Patrick
Henry, 1775," he said.
"Very good! –
Who said,'Government of the People, by the
People, for the People, shall not perish from
the Earth.' Again, no response except from
Little Hodakio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.
" Excellent!" said the teacher continuing,
"Let's try one a bit more difficult -- Who said,
'Ask not what your country can do for you,
but what you can do for your country'?"
Once again, Hodakio's was the only hand in
the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you
should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Hodakio
isn't from this country and he knows more about
our history than you do." She heard a loud
whisper:"F_ _ k the Japs."
"Who said that? -- I want to know right now!?
She angrily demanded.
Little Hodakio put his hand up, "General
MacArthur, 1945."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm
gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right! –
Now who said that?"
Again, Little Hodakio says, "George Bush to the
Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? –
Suck this!"
Little Hodakio jumps out of his chair waving his
hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said,
"You little shit! -- If you say anything else -- I'll
kill you!"
Little Hodakio frantically yells at the top of his
voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004."
The teacher fainted. As-the class gathered around
the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit,
we're screwed!"
Little Hodakio said quietly, "The American people,
November 4, 2008."
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing
some American History. Who said 'Give me
Liberty or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little
Hodakio, a bright foreign exchange student
from Japan , who had his hand up: "Patrick
Henry, 1775," he said.
"Very good! –
Who said,'Government of the People, by the
People, for the People, shall not perish from
the Earth.' Again, no response except from
Little Hodakio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.
" Excellent!" said the teacher continuing,
"Let's try one a bit more difficult -- Who said,
'Ask not what your country can do for you,
but what you can do for your country'?"
Once again, Hodakio's was the only hand in
the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you
should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Hodakio
isn't from this country and he knows more about
our history than you do." She heard a loud
whisper:"F_ _ k the Japs."
"Who said that? -- I want to know right now!?
She angrily demanded.
Little Hodakio put his hand up, "General
MacArthur, 1945."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm
gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right! –
Now who said that?"
Again, Little Hodakio says, "George Bush to the
Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? –
Suck this!"
Little Hodakio jumps out of his chair waving his
hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said,
"You little shit! -- If you say anything else -- I'll
kill you!"
Little Hodakio frantically yells at the top of his
voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004."
The teacher fainted. As-the class gathered around
the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit,
we're screwed!"
Little Hodakio said quietly, "The American people,
November 4, 2008."