Call Jesus

[Charleslee]

As I was driving home this week worrying about all the crap going on in Washington and at how my life was falling apart, I saw a yard sign that said: NEED HELP? CALL JESUS 1-800-005-3787.
Out of curiosity & desperation, I did. A Mexican showed up w/ a lawnmower.

[Eladerman]

That would be pronounced " Hey Soos" heheh!
Nice Charles
CDR

[Charleslee]

Ha! Ha! Reminds me of when Samuel L. Jackson's taxi driver character in Die Hard told Bruce Wilis, "It's Zeus NOT Jesus."