Charleslee
10-21-2015, 05:58 PM
There is a medical distinction between someone having “Guts” and “Balls”. We’ve heard friends refer to people with one or the other, but do they know the difference between them?
Here’s the official distinction, straight from the American Medical Journal, volume 323 page 295:
GUTS – is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom in her hands, and having the “guts” to ask “Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS – is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, glitter in your hair and lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the “balls” to say “You’re next, Chubby!”
I hope this clears up the confusion.
Medically speaking though, there is no difference in the outcome. Both are fatal.
Here’s the official distinction, straight from the American Medical Journal, volume 323 page 295:
GUTS – is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom in her hands, and having the “guts” to ask “Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS – is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, glitter in your hair and lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the “balls” to say “You’re next, Chubby!”
I hope this clears up the confusion.
Medically speaking though, there is no difference in the outcome. Both are fatal.