Charleslee
07-12-2015, 08:14 PM
Sorry Bob
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess..
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home -but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again. ”
The man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and without a word, shot his wife dead.
A few moments later, a second text came in,
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"Damned Autospell !!! Sorry Bob, the second sentence should refer to 'your Wifi’."
Sent from my iPhone
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess..
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home -but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again. ”
The man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and without a word, shot his wife dead.
A few moments later, a second text came in,
(scroll down)
"Damned Autospell !!! Sorry Bob, the second sentence should refer to 'your Wifi’."
Sent from my iPhone