Dirtiest joke ever for the "sick & twisted"

[Charleslee]

This is probably the dirtiest joke ive heard, but the lesson makes sense; regardless of how SICK it is..




There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one
day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.


The little girl says "Mommy what are they doing?" The
mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm..... they are making
cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother "What are they doing?" And her mother replies with the same response, "They are making cakes."


The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and
Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, eh?" Shocked,
the Mother says, "How do you know?"











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> >> > > > >>>>>> She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

[eddiebob]

Sick and twisted it is!