Charleslee
03-06-2015, 08:02 AM
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Begin forwarded message:
From: hitbypoorpollack@aol.com
Date: February 8, 2015 at 10:47:59 EST
To: a1013mem@yahoo.com
Subject: The Irish at their best
Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.
Subject: The Irish at their best
A coloured guy and Murphy go into a pastry shop.
The black guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't even notice.
The black guy says to Murphy, "You see how clever we are? ...
You Paddies can never beat that!"
Murphy says to the black guy, "Watch dis, any Paddy is smarter din you, and I'll prove it to ya."
He says to the; baker, "Gimme a cookie, I'll show ya a magic trick!"
The baker gives him the cookie, which he promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker, "Gimme anudder cookie for me magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him.
He eats this one too.
Then he says again, "Gimme one more cookie..."
The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway.
He eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells,
"OK... And now where is your famous magic trick?"
Murphy says............" Now look in the black guy's pocket!"
Begin forwarded message:
From: hitbypoorpollack@aol.com
Date: February 8, 2015 at 10:47:59 EST
To: a1013mem@yahoo.com
Subject: The Irish at their best
Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.
Subject: The Irish at their best
A coloured guy and Murphy go into a pastry shop.
The black guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't even notice.
The black guy says to Murphy, "You see how clever we are? ...
You Paddies can never beat that!"
Murphy says to the black guy, "Watch dis, any Paddy is smarter din you, and I'll prove it to ya."
He says to the; baker, "Gimme a cookie, I'll show ya a magic trick!"
The baker gives him the cookie, which he promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker, "Gimme anudder cookie for me magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him.
He eats this one too.
Then he says again, "Gimme one more cookie..."
The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway.
He eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells,
"OK... And now where is your famous magic trick?"
Murphy says............" Now look in the black guy's pocket!"