Stabber
01-27-2015, 12:17 PM
A woman was in a coma, and had
been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed
bath.
One of them was washing her private area and
noticed that there was a slight response on the
monitor whenever she touched her there.
They tried it again and sure enough, there
was definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what
happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick to bring her out of the coma.
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that
they would close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no
pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses ran back into the room.'What happened!?' they
cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.!'
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN
UNDERSTAND.
been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed
bath.
One of them was washing her private area and
noticed that there was a slight response on the
monitor whenever she touched her there.
They tried it again and sure enough, there
was definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what
happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick to bring her out of the coma.
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that
they would close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no
pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses ran back into the room.'What happened!?' they
cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.!'
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN
UNDERSTAND.