Stabber
01-01-2015, 01:35 PM
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shoe
store shop owners, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll
just go out and catch my own alligator, and get a pair of alligator shoes
for free!'
The store owner replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't
you go give it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined
to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the store owner was driving home,
and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. He saw a huge 14-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature, and hauled
it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. He watched in
amazement as the blond struggled with the huge gator. Then, rolling her
eyes, she screamed in frustration . ..."Son of a bitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
store shop owners, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll
just go out and catch my own alligator, and get a pair of alligator shoes
for free!'
The store owner replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't
you go give it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined
to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the store owner was driving home,
and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. He saw a huge 14-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature, and hauled
it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. He watched in
amazement as the blond struggled with the huge gator. Then, rolling her
eyes, she screamed in frustration . ..."Son of a bitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"