Lincoln was Jewish

[Charleslee]

That's right folks. Bet you didn't know that. He was shot in the Temple.

[Stabber]

Geeze Chuck

[corjzg]

I think this would work better if you sub JFK for Lincoln, since pretty much everyone knows Lincoln got shot in the back. I'll try out the new version on some unsuspecting massholes, who are still -to this day- hypersensitive about ol' Jack

[Charleslee]

I know Stab, I'm an uncouth bastard between that one, the Rock Hudson one, et al. Going to hell for sure!
Jeff, that never occurred to me. Sharp thinking - your proposed variation. Can't wait to hear their reaction.