Would you marry again....

[Stabber]

Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over
At him and asks the question....


WIFE: "What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?"


HUSBAND:
"Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not?
Don't you like being married?"


HUSBAND: "Of
Course I do.."


WIFE: "Then why
Wouldn't you remarry? "


HUSBAND: "Okay,
Okay, I'd get married again."


WIFE: "You
Would?" (with a hurt look)


HUSBAND: (makes
Audible groan)


WIFE: Would
You live in our house?"


HUSBAND: "Sure,
it's a great house."


WIFE: "Would
You sleep with her in our bed?"


HUSBAND: "Where
Else would we sleep?"


WIFE: "Would
You let her drive my car?"


HUSBAND:
"Probably, it is almost new."


WIFE: "Would
You replace my pictures with hers?"


HUSBAND: "That
Would seem like the proper thing to do."


WIFE: "Would
You give her my jewelry?

HUSBAND: "No, I'm
Sure she'd want her own."


WIFE: "Would
You take her golfing with you?


HUSBAND: "Yes,
Those are always good times."


WIFE: "Would
She use my clubs?


HUSBAND: "No,
she's left-handed."


WIFE: --
Silence --


HUSBAND:
"shit."