Charleslee
08-14-2014, 09:40 AM
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. There was a large pond in the back of his property. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and lime trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there for awhile.
He took with him a five-gallon bucket so he could bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
He came closer and he saw a bunch of young women were skinny-dipping in
his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went towards the deeper water.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
He frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator!"
Some old men can still think fast... in fact, VERY fast.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there for awhile.
He took with him a five-gallon bucket so he could bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
He came closer and he saw a bunch of young women were skinny-dipping in
his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went towards the deeper water.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
He frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator!"
Some old men can still think fast... in fact, VERY fast.