Polish Sausage

[Charleslee]

WHAT AISLE IS
THE POLISH SAUSAGE ON?

Everyone
seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer
asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks,
"Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let
me ask you something.

"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you
ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would
you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would
you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask
if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask
if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably
wouldn't."

The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage,
then why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

"The clerk replied, "Because you're
in Home Depot."