Security System

[Stabber]

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,

Me and Marcel, Virgil, Erra, T-Bone and Jimmy Earl went for
more ammo and a gallon of sweet tea. Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this
morning and messed him up bad.

I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from
all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter

OR, Just have Honch or Jimbo At yer house :D

[eddiebob]

Sounds funny but, thats the kind of shit people down here do! That and lots of guns!!! Ed

[Diablito]

that's a scary resemblance of my current life... i'm a size 18EEEEE. 4 huge puppies (shepard, mastiff, boxer, pit) all over 100lbs and they all eat outside in giant ss bowls. i also have a 5 foot wall around my entire property. therefore, if you enter without an invite chances are you'll earn a face full of teeth from several cuddlies. as for the magazines... i read them on my ipad. haha

[nifeman]

best security you can have is good neighbors.you cant be home 24/7 and dogs arent always the answer when i lived in california they come and throw poisend meat over the fence then come back later and steal ur shit it happened to me with two dogs.ill be the first to blow some peice of shit theif in half if i was to catch them in the act...neighbors get to know them.takes a scum bag a week to learn ur routine and ur neighbor also just my 2cents