Stabber
03-02-2010, 10:24 AM
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed
> woman asked if she got three wishes.
>
> The genie said: 'I'm a one wish-genie.
> So... what'll it be?'
>
> The woman did not hesitate. She said, 'I want peace in the Middle East . See this map? I want these
> countries to stop fighting with each other and want all the Arabs to love the Jews and America and vice-versa.
> It will bring about world peace and harmony.
>
> The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, 'Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands
> of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't
> think it can be done.
>
> Make another wish and please be reasonable.
>
> The woman thought for a minute and said, 'Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know -
> one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in
> bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man. '
>
> The genie let out a sigh
> and said.........'Let me see the fucking map again.'
> woman asked if she got three wishes.
>
> The genie said: 'I'm a one wish-genie.
> So... what'll it be?'
>
> The woman did not hesitate. She said, 'I want peace in the Middle East . See this map? I want these
> countries to stop fighting with each other and want all the Arabs to love the Jews and America and vice-versa.
> It will bring about world peace and harmony.
>
> The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, 'Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands
> of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't
> think it can be done.
>
> Make another wish and please be reasonable.
>
> The woman thought for a minute and said, 'Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know -
> one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in
> bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man. '
>
> The genie let out a sigh
> and said.........'Let me see the fucking map again.'